Seriously? Saw yourself in a few to many of my “What are you stupid?” comments, eh? Think about it, would you really be reading this if it was just white bread safety tips? How interesting would that be? Officer Friendly does his best to keep it PG-13, understanding that you’re probably not Donny Dirtbag, and you may just not have considered some of this stuff, but if hurtin’ your feelings once in a while gets your attention, and saves your life, or prevents you from being taken advantage of by some POS, then so be it! If you’re old enough to read this without mommy and daddy’s help, then put on your big-boy pants and learn to laugh at yourself!